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About me

My name is Crystal Lee Cooper. I'm seventeen years old. I have red hair and hazel eyes and I am five-and-a-half feet tall.

I live in what may possibly qualify as one of the biggest holes on earth (not literally, that would probably be the Grand Canyon or something). Actually, I live about half an hour from Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. Officially, Queensland's the sunshine state. The media call it the conservative state. Everyone else calls it the redneck state. Brisbane is the capital city, and it boasts that it's the "most livable city in Australia". According to an official study, it's the fifth most liveable after Sydney, Melbourne, Canberra and Adelaide. I'll paraphrase Luke Skywalker here, and say that if there's a bright center to the universe, I am at the place farthest from it. This is, of course, just my opinion. Some people like Brisbane.

I have a twin sister called Erica and a six year old brother named Jordan. My mother owns a dog, which is named Cooper. I don't really like Cooper because all he does is bark and slobber on things, and chase birds. If I had a pet chicken, he would kill it. I want a white chicken so I can dye its feathers rainbow with food dye. My grandmother did this and it's very cool looking. It does not hurt the chicken. Chickens are also good because they lay eggs. They are much more useful than a dog. My mother won't listen to this argument.

Even though I can't vote yet, I have some interest in politics. On November 6th 1999, Australia held a referendum asking whether we should secede from the Commonwealth. If I had voted in the referendum, my answer would have been yes. I am firmly anti-monarchist. Moreover, I strongly dislike our prime minister, little Johnny Howard, who is a monarchist. John Howard has been called the most boring man in Australia. I would like to add to this statement and call him one of the biggest liars in Australia, as well as one of the least effective public speakers.

I like lots of bands. My favourite ones are:

I spend a lot of time reading. Mostly I re-read books that I liked when I was younger, which is why I like so many children's fantasy novels. I should probably try to get a more sophisticated taste in reading. But I won't because those little kids books are more fun. My favourite books are:

My favourite movies are:

I don't really watch a lot of TV, but there are three shows that I watch religiously:

I like playing games on my computer. Mostly, I play the card game Spider. I also like playing games like King's Quest VI or Monkey Island, where you have to solve lots of small puzzles in order to achieve the end goal. Age of Empires is another good game, where you have to build and guide a civilisation from the stone age to the iron age. Star Wars also shows up again here in my other favourite game, TIE Fighter, which is easier than X-Wing, plus it's just more fun to be the bad guys.

You can e-mail me at DrPyser@tmbg.org. I also show up occasionally on AOL Instant Messenger, where my screen name is DrPyser265. My ICQ number is 54974741, but I rarely use ICQ.



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