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the Simpsons "If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in and do it real half-assed. That's the American way!"
"Oh, my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!"
"English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England."
"America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"
"I'm presently incarcerated, convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! Attempted murder! Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry, do they?"
"I'll see you in hell! From heaven."
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